Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I thought New Kids Were Supposed to Kick Ass

I really don't have the energy to type with one hand right now. And there's no way I'm letting an incompetent like Galahad do it for me while I dictate. I'll tell you what, how about I make one of those big tasty post that explain were I've been for you after I'm feeling better, that sound like a plan? It does? Oh your just so cute I want to pinch your liwwtle cheeeeeeks! Aren't you just the most adorable Blog reader? Yes you are. Yes you are!


Edit: Hello. I'm Galahad. Sincerest apologies, Nil is feeling a bit bitter right now what with the Master tearing off his right arm. I feel guilty, Nil would still have his arm if he hadn't taken on my punishment. I supposre you're wondering where we've been and what happened? Well we went searching for Ludwig Smith in Massachusetts. Did we find him? Well no not exactly, but we did find someone who Nil did not previously think of as a serious threat. In fact, after going through his post not a single person thought of him as a serious threat. And they should not. This man is nothing but a cowardly trickster seeking attention, and I'm ashamed of myself for letting him escape my wrath. I would explain just a tad bit more but Nil is slightly furious right now, and I'm only adding insult to injury by continuing this post.

7 comments:

  1. Welcome back.

    Too bad the Slender Man didn't tear off your head instead.

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  2. Well Nil says he would like to type up what happened. He's saved a post as a draft, just in case he gets tired. A question Dante, if you despise us so ...why are you even here?

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  3. Aww. I really wanted to make an "'armless" joke just now, but I just thought it might be 'armful.

    -Joel

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  4. Galahad, you know that saying? Know thy enemy?

    It's a great saying.

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  5. Well you're not wrong Dante, personally I would have rather had my head ripped off than my writing arm.

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  6. Hello there darlings, I am glad to see Nil is alive still. Rather pleasant dear to speak to. I do not believe we have met, Galahad. I'm Shady. How are you both despite what is already mentioned? I was getting quite worried from the silence.

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  7. Nice to meet you, sorry we couldn't have spoken yesterday but Nil and I were using a stolen laptop and we forgot to take the runner's charger.

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